Instiz: [Sunday World] Non-celebrity killer idol A, his sex skills?

This is about a popular idol A who is known as “non-celebrity killer”

A gets recognition with his manly looks. He’s talented in singing, rapping, and dancing, but he’s mostly talented in treating non-celebrities. He thinks he has fantastic skills that can completely knock-off his fans, but the women he slept with say otherwise.

A likes clubbing. When he’s at countryside, he enjoys visiting night clubs. Normally, celebrities wear hats to hide themselves, but A dresses extremely fancily when he goes to clubs. His favorite clubs are selected. If you search “star A’s clubs” or “star A night”, you’ll even get the locations. At those clubs, A is known as non-celebrity killer.

With his manly charms, the women expect him to have rough sex, but in reality, it’s not true. Before A has sexual intercourse, he confidentially warns the woman “tell me if it hurts because my thing is big”…. But no matter how hard he thrusts, the woman never gets any special feelings. His action is “shooting in empty air” in a sexual term. Despite his rough looks, his penis is very small and thin. He even has premature ejaculation so the game is over after only a several humps. After only lasting for a few minutes, he asks the woman, “did you like it?” She says she wanted to slap him in the face.

But A still hang out at clubs at night. He can date celebrities but he says he feels more accomplished when he sleeps with non-celebrities. Celebrities are not forced to have big penises, but he should stop with his nonsense confidence, at least.

[Sports World Entertainment Team]

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– I think I just read an erotic story

– Who is this tryhard ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– “non-celebrity killer” reminded me of Kyuhyun ㅋㅋㅋ Damn Radio Star

– It’s not Kyuhyun because he’s not good at dancing and rapping

– It doesn’t matter who he is, this article is just so hilarious

– It’s not TOP, he’s not good at dancing

cr:kpopkfans

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